Ain’t NOBODY got spoons for that...like, ever. A vintage twist on our classic shirt. The most efficient way to tell the world “nope”. Soft and comfy. Loose and light. The ultimate lounging, roaming, or recharging tee.
**PLEASE NOTE: visibility of text will be altered depending on shirt color choice.
• Made to order
• Unisex sizing (see details in photos)
• 100% Cotton: Asphalt, Black, Canvas Red, Forest, Gold, Leaf, Mustard, Olive, Team Navy, Team Purple, White
• 99% Cotton, 1% Polyester: Heather Prism Ice Blue, Heather Prism Lilac, Heather Prism Peach, Heather Prism Sunset (these are the least soft color choices)
• 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester: Athletic Heather
• 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester: Heather Autumn, Heather Clay, Heather Columbia Blue, Heather Deep Teal, Heather Green, Heather Maroon, Heather Mauve, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Mustard, Heather Orchid, Natural, Tan (these are the most soft color choices)
• Ultra soft and sensory-soothing
• Made in USA + eco-friendly
• Machine wash cold with like colors, hang dry or tumble dry low (no heat)
• 10% of proceeds donated to the National Organization for Rare Disorders (NORD®)
Please see shop "Announcement" section for current production times. If you have any questions regarding this listing, please hit the "Ask a Question" button next to the price, and I will get back to you within 24 hours!
Pairs perfectly with our vintage style “Ain’t Nobody Got Spoons For That” sweatshirt, available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/694857373/vintage-aint-nobody-got-spoons-for-that
Wondering what the heck a "spoonie" is?? A spoonie is just an endearing term for someone who has a chronic illness or chronic pain. The term was derived from The Spoon Theory, a blog post originally written by Christine Miserandino. To me it's a fun, succinct bonding term that helps us unite as one! :) You can read Christine's original spoon theory blog post here: https://butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-christine/the-spoon-theory/
Find other goodies made FOR spoonie sisters, BY a spoonie sister at https://www.etsy.com/shop/SpoonieSisterShop
Join in on raising awareness for chronic conditions, behind-the-scenes creative action, and everyday spoonie life on Instagram @SpoonieSisterShop
Shirt Image ID:
Solid crew cut unisex short sleeve t-shirt available in a variety of colors. The design is about 7-8 inches wide, in the upper middle part of the shirt: "AIN'T NOBODY GOT SPOONS FOR THAT" is repeated three times all stacked on top of each other, in an all caps vintage-y san serif block font. The top line is blue, middle is orange, and bottom line is pink.
3-5 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 hours of purchase
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Current production time for all items can be found under the "Shop Announcements" section.
Then, standard USA shipping time is typically an additional 3-5 business days. Express USPS shipping is 1-3 business days, and standard international shipping is typically 2-4 weeks.
However, Spoonie Sister Shop cannot guarantee shipping carrier timelines. There can be shipping carrier delays due to volume, bad weather, and situations that are beyond our control. We are unfortunately not able to update or change shipping methods or options once an order has already been shipped. Thank you for understanding!
Your shipping address can be changed only BEFORE it has been shipped. Please message me via Etsy conversations to correct your address ASAP and I’ll be happy to update it for you! :)
If your order has already been shipped, it is unfortunately too late and your address can NOT be changed. In this case, I suggest tracking your package closely and contacting your local post office to try to correct the address. You can file a claim with USPS here: https://www.usps.com/help/claims.htm
International orders require the same standard production time (see shop announcement for current production time). Then, international shipping typically takes 2-4 weeks – depending on location, season, and shipping carrier timelines.
For stickers, transit times of orders going to Europe is typically only 2-7 business days.
However due to situations beyond our control, Spoonie Sister Shop cannot guarantee shipping carrier timelines. We are unfortunately not able to update or change shipping methods or options once an order has already been shipped. Thank you for understanding!
Custom and personalized orders are available for all listings and all designs! Always feel free to reach out and we will happily customize an item to better suit what you are looking for!
A “spoonie” is an endearing term for someone with chronic illness(es)! It comes from a blog post called “The Spoon Theory” written by Christine Miserandino, in which she describes what it’s like to live with chronic illness to a friend. Basically spoons = energy, and a spoonie is someone who has a limited amount of spoons (energy) to spend per day. You can google “the spoon theory” to learn more! :)
Don't worry, this is a natural part of the printing process! Simply run it through the wash (machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle, with like colors). The sweatshirt will soften up, and the white markings will go away! :)
Don't worry, this is a natural part of the printing process! Simply run it through the wash (machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle, with like colors). The shirt will soften up, and the markings will go away! :)
You may request a change of design or product only within the first 2 HOURS of submitting your order! After two hours, unfortunately it is too late to change.
Jul 24, 2021
Nice and soft, great concept. I do wish the words were bigger on the shirt, but that is only a personal preference for when I tried it on. The design is true to the picture and high quality.
Jan 21, 2021
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